I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.
An Avengers exclusive with extra pointy things! Here’s my entirely fictional guide to what Agent Clint Barton will be pulling out in public when sequel time rolls around…
Plot Twist: Sherlock and John are totally gay and hopelessly in love, but everybody assumes they're just friends.
Mrs. Hudson: I'm including the other bedroom upstairs, since you'll be needing two bedrooms.
John: Why would we need two?
Sherlock:
Angelo: Anything you want, Sherlock, on the house for you and your colleague.
John: I'm his date!
Angelo: I'll take this candle off the table. It's too romantic.
John: I'm his DATE!
Sherlock:
Sebastian the Banker: So, who's this?
Sherlock: My friend, John Watson.
Sebastian: Friend?
John: Boyfriend.
Sherlock:
Mycroft: What's it like, sharing a flat with my brother? Hellish, I imagine.
John: I'm never bored. We basically shag each other senseless all the time.
Sherlock: *smirks*
I have a slight fascination with seeing the Iron Man suit and Loki’s leather and metal exchange colours - that’s the explanation for the thumbs.
#roses are red #violets are blue #i’d rather have sherlock #but you’re okay too
#roses are red #you gave me a shock #when i looked in your pants #and didn’t find Sherlock’s cock
The tags, the tags the neverending tags. I love this fandom.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Puny God.
when i saw the movie, the entire audience applauded during this.
Just gonna put this here. Right here. I actually never heard the Hulk speak the first time I watched the movie because the audience was DYING.
To see this scene while dressed as Loki in a decently crowded theater… Puny God has become a joke within my friends and family.
NEVER AGAIN.
this needs to win an award for like most shocking and hilarious moment in comic book movie history
…Oh my. We never heard Loki’s, um, manly little whimper at the end before. Thanks!
Also little tidbit, did you know that Lou Ferrigno did the Hulk’s voice?
There are so many things I missed the first time just because everyone was dying of laughter. Hulk’s line, Loki’s whimpering at the end. xD
THE WHIMPER IS REAL
OMFG
I heard it the second time I saw Avengers but I wasn’t sure if it was a kid in the audience I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY IT’S REAL
The thing that killed me the most in this scene is that pause the Hulk gives halfway through. Let’s appreciate that for a moment; He actually pauses to just look at Loki for a second, and then goes straight back to smashing him into the ground like a rag doll.
It’s like;
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Hmm, nope, still not pulverized enough.
*BANG* *BANG*
Will always be funny.
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
